Some say he once hit a muskrat doing over 150 mph Some say, “…and your point is?” All we know is…he’s called The Pancake Maker

Some say he beats everyone at Scrabble because he knows that Zymurgy is really a word. Some say he’d be just as good at Monopoly except that he insists on being the little race car…

Some say he doesn’t drive fast at all-it’s just a Jedi mind trick. Some say, “say that again and he’ll stuff a light saber up your Larsen’s Biscuits.” All we know is…he’s called Jedi Stig

Some say he never moves faster than when he clicks the “Take Me to the Kittens” button. Some say he’s faster than the magic donkey-that’s why he doesn’t have any photos in Flickr’s Explore. All…