Stig-ism Number 517

Some say he considers a weeks worth of groceries to be a carton of motor oil and a carrot. Some say his beer tastes like diesel. All we know is…he’s called The Stig

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Stig-ism Number 246

Some say he lives in a place where the loons and the do do birds haven’t yet quite taken over the birdcage. Some say, “have you actually seen an episode of Top Gear or are…

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Stig-ism Number 749

Some say he’s inorganic by birth. Some say he doesn’t actually drive fast, it’s just that he’s been chronologically inept since the year 2049. All we know is…he’s called The Stig

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Stig-ism Number 411

Some say that whistling sound you hear isn’t his tea kettle. Run! Now! Some say, just like the Hindenburg, if he had a blimp, he’d blow it up. All we know is…he’s called The Stig

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Stig-ism Number 929

Some say he’s seen more half-naked women than Merkley himself. Some say he drives rather slowly once he takes off his 42 nicotine patches. All we know is…he’s called The Stig

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