Stig-ism Number 30

Some say that, with his assistance, a significant number of women and children at the Austin woman’s shelter will get the help they need. Some say, “Thank you, Lord Stig!” All we know is…it’s been…

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Stig-ism Number 369

Some say he’s so fast between the sheets that he takes ladies from naught to orgasm in precisely 6.27 minutes. Some say he’s such a ladies man that, afterwards, he always has a dozen roses…

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Stig-ism Number 103

Some say he’s so fast in after Thanksgiving day sales he stands in line at 4 different “early bird” specials all at the same time. Some say, he’d actually rather stay home and participate in…

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Stig-ism Number 48

Some say he once ate a stuffed turkey so fast he felt like he had to burp for a month. Some say, “pass the gravy, there’s still leftovers.” All we know is…he gives thanks.

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Stig-ism Number 175

Some say he speeds through airport security so fast, nobody know what his shoes really look like. Some say, it’s baggage claim that holds him up-they always want to peek inside his helmet. All we…

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