Stig-ism Number 369

Some say he’s so fast between the sheets that he takes ladies from naught to orgasm in precisely 6.27 minutes.

Some say he’s such a ladies man that, afterwards, he always has a dozen roses waiting, carefully arranged in a V shape in the vase, to maximize break horsepower.

All we know is…he’s called The Stig

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