Some say he beats everyone at Scrabble because he knows that Zymurgy is really a word.
Some say he’d be just as good at Monopoly except that he insists on being the little race car and he keeps getting stuck in “Free Parking.”
All we know is…he’s called Mr. 9 points to you (T[1]H[2]E[1] S[1]T[1]I[1]G[2] )
