Critical Mass

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My entry is in! My entry is in!

Lawdy, I didn’t think I was going to make the deadline. Nothing like waiting until the last minute, right? (Well, technically, I have 18 hours or so to spare.)

I have such a headache. I could really use a cigarette, a stiff drink, and a big bottle of aspirin (in that order.) I don’t even smoke!

All that and I know, I just know, damned TiVo has snagged me another damn cooking show. All I can say is that I sure hope to crap they don’t cook any Brussels sprouts. Man, I really hate Brussels sprouts. If that cantankerous British cooking dude is on again and he even thinks about cooking Brussels sprouts, if I even see a hint of one freaking little Brussels sprout, I might have to reach into the damn TV, steal a damn meat cleaver, and cut my damned head off.

Oh crap, where’s the damned aspirin when you really need it? I really need something to uncross my bloodied eyeballs.

Until next “oh sure, pulling a portfolio together at the last minute ought to be easy enough…”


1 Comment

  1. Anonymous
    October 27, 2007 / 3:37 am

    very nice!

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