My entry is in! My entry is in!
Lawdy, I didn’t think I was going to make the deadline. Nothing like waiting until the last minute, right? (Well, technically, I have 18 hours or so to spare.)
I have such a headache. I could really use a cigarette, a stiff drink, and a big bottle of aspirin (in that order.) I don’t even smoke!
All that and I know, I just know, damned TiVo has snagged me another damn cooking show. All I can say is that I sure hope to crap they don’t cook any Brussels sprouts. Man, I really hate Brussels sprouts. If that cantankerous British cooking dude is on again and he even thinks about cooking Brussels sprouts, if I even see a hint of one freaking little Brussels sprout, I might have to reach into the damn TV, steal a damn meat cleaver, and cut my damned head off.
Oh crap, where’s the damned aspirin when you really need it? I really need something to uncross my bloodied eyeballs.
Until next “oh sure, pulling a portfolio together at the last minute ought to be easy enough…”
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very nice!