Sex in the Shopping Mall Barbara Walters, Diana Sawyer, or one of the other “news notables” is having an interview featuring the gals from Sex in the City. They are sitting in some shopping center-looking…

It’s Valentine’s Day, Have an Olive So, once again, I’ve had an exhausting Saturday, driving all over the universe on my quest for the ultimate home improvement project, waiting, matching colors, picking out tile, and…

Where Exactly is the Great Wall of China? Please don’t tell me it’s in China, silly. So today, after a meeting on the other side of the building, I was walking along and I happened…

Attack of, oh Hell, Just come on in I have declared tomorrow “Attack of the Dreaded Tile Man.” You see, home improvements are way too costly and addictive. I know, I know, I said I…

Attack of the Boob Tube Several people have asked my response to the recent hoopla surrounding the Super Bowl half-time show. By now, the results have been aired, the greviences have been laid, the late…