From the Unhinged Bio of Carol Schiraldi

Self portrait of Carol Schiraldi done in a surreal style
“Self Portrait in Bubbles,” by Carol Schiraldi

Carol Schiraldi is a Texas-based fine art photographer, former database architect, accidental surrealist, part-time night wanderer, and full-time collector of strange light. She has spent the last several decades photographing things that normal people walk past without noticing: haunted hotel hallways, glowing koi ponds, suspicious church ceilings, reflections pretending to be reality, and doors that look like they definitely contain either enlightenment or tax fraud.

Self portrait of Carol Schiraldi at Benesse House, Japan showing shape of Carol standing in a doorway at night
“Self Portrait at Benesse House,” by Carol Schiraldi

Her artistic process involves long exposures, layered time, experimental techniques, existential curiosity, and occasionally standing in the middle of a street muttering, “Wait…what if I zoom the lens during the exposure?”

Carol’s work drifts somewhere between dream, memory, architecture, and “Did I just accidentally photograph another dimension?” Critics have called it atmospheric, psychologically resonant, and cinematic. Carol has called it, “Well, that turned out weird in a good way.”

Portrait of Carol Schiraldi at the beach standing behind a sign that reads Tsunami Hazard Zone in the wind.
“In the Tsunami Hazard Zone,” by Carol Schiraldi

Before becoming an artist, she survived the tech world, including Amazon, where she worked in software quality engineering and AI-adjacent systems before escaping into photography like a Victorian woman fleeing a tuberculosis sanatorium. This explains why she can discuss both lens diffraction and relational database normalization with equal intensity at dinner parties no one invited her to.

She maintains a blog that has existed since 2002 — making it older than some influencers, several social media platforms, and possibly civilization itself. The blog contains thousands of entries documenting art, travel, philosophy, cats, airport rituals, abstract light squiggles, and the ongoing realization that creative people are fundamentally just raccoons with better scarves.

Portrait of Carol Schiraldi holding a press camera as taken by Patrick St Cin
With Press Camera, photo by Patrick St Cin

Her current projects include:

  • photographing every bed she sleeps in while traveling,
  • making abstract light images that resemble interdimensional weather systems,
  • turning gardens into psychological landscapes,
  • and quietly plotting world domination through licensing deals, poetic captions, and mysterious square-format images of red doors.
Portrait of Carol Schiraldi along with Wilbur and Mark in the tuk tuk somewhere in Old Havana, Cuba.
With Mark and Wilbur, Tuk Tuk in Old Town Havana, Cuba

She is frequently found:

  • carrying too many memory cards,
  • explaining why blur is emotional,
  • drinking tea in foreign hotel bars,
  • talking to artists about “the psychological architecture of seeing,”
  • or trying to convince people that a ceiling vault is actually a metaphor for consciousness.
Portrait of Carol Schiraldi with Will E. Cuba in Old Havana, Cuba.
With Will E. Cuba, Old Town, Havana, Cuba

When not making art, Carol can be spotted fighting with Mailchimp authentication settings, resisting overly salesy captions, and wondering whether she should get bangs.

No one knows exactly what she is doing.

Including Carol.

Portrait of Carol Schiraldi at a restaurant in Lima, Peru standing mirroring the pose of a statue.
With “Friends” at a Restaurant in Lima, Peru

For those who want a less unhinged bio, you can read the “hinged” one here.

Until next time…

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