Breaking News – This Just In

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Since today is Tuesday and I feel I must, I am going to double post today.

Grab your hats, grab your duct tape, secure up the windows and doors, stockpile that bottled water, and….wait. Yes, it’s true my snowflakes, tomorrow’s the day!

Tomorrow’s the day they turn on the Large Hadron Collider to blow up continental Europe and, perhaps, the rest of the world along with it. Everybody ready for their “big bang?” Good. Tell the good nuclear folks to flip the switch. Pardon me while I duck under my desk….

Hey, I have some great excuses here. There’s a Cat 3 hurricane (Ike!) barrel assing down the Gulf headed straight for my door and then there’s some eggheaded scientists in Geneva with pocket protectors (because you know, they don’t want to get ink stains on their shirts) about to blow up the entire known universe in the flick of a switch. If I don’t blog for a few days now, well, just a hunch, it might be one of *those*

(Then again, you know, I could just be lazy.)

Until next (probably longer) time this time…


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