This just in from Steve-email about a very dangerous computer virus going around. Batten down the hatches, snowflakes, this one is really scary.
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Oh the humanity! What will these virus spreading people think of next?
Until next time…