Help! I’m trapped.
It’s actually snowing in River City today. Yes, you read that right. Snowing. As in, the white crap that falls out of the sky, freezing cold, let’s make a snowman snowing. The roads have all iced over and there’s no chance of getting out anytime soon, since the entire City of Austin has about 1 plow to it’s name (Hey, don’t blame me if River City is too busy trying to elect mayors who cross-dress and sport armadillos on a leash as accessories to bother about semi-needed fashion accessories-you know, things like snowplows and blankets for the homeless.)
I can’t go to work. I can’t go to school. I can’t get out of my little cage. I’m trapped today.
Lucky for me, there’s some Haagen-Dazs in the ‘fridge. Yes, you read that right, I’m trapped with an entire pint of “extra light mint chip” at my disposal. Insert evil “muh-hah-hah” laugh here. Do you really think that’s going to survive an entire day in there? (Want to buy some beach-front property in Arizona, perhaps?)
(For those of you who might be thinking my camera’s white balance needs some serious adjusting, let me assure you that Haagen-Dazs mint chip is actually white. It’s not “artic” type white, like snow, more like eggshell or “off” white-“off” being a good word in this case, since the entire pint is about to be…well…you know…”offed” by yours truly.)
Now for the true horror of the day…all the spoons are in the dishwasher! (Oh the humanity!)
Until next incident in the freezer…
