Some say he doesn’t drive fast at all-it’s just a Jedi mind trick. Some say, “say that again and he’ll stuff a light saber up your Larsen’s Biscuits.” All we know is…he’s called Jedi Stig

Some say he never moves faster than when he clicks the “Take Me to the Kittens” button. Some say he’s faster than the magic donkey-that’s why he doesn’t have any photos in Flickr’s Explore. All…

Some say he has a pet wallaby, which is actually a rhinocereous in a clever disguise. Some say, though he’s never been to Oz, his favorite fruit is in fact the kiwi. All we know…

Some say he uses only the finest in shampoos, conditioners, and hair gels, to keep each and every single strand of his hair in place. Some say, “you idiot-that’s a helmet.” All we know is…he’s…

Some say he’ll never marry because he can drive faster than Cupid’s arrow. Some say, “so can Misses Stig.” All we know is…he’s called The Stig.