Some say he’s quite wealthy because he invested early in oil futures. Some say he can’t get his money from the bank, however, because he keeps slipping the tellers notes that read, “…in small unleaded…
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Some say he has a pet wallaby, which is actually a rhinocereous in a clever disguise. Some say, though he’s never been to Oz, his favorite fruit is in fact the kiwi. All we know…
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Some say he uses only the finest in shampoos, conditioners, and hair gels, to keep each and every single strand of his hair in place. Some say, “you idiot-that’s a helmet.” All we know is…he’s…
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Some say, because of his propensity to stand with his arms folded, he’s never actually done the Macarena but he can do a mean bunny hop if the music’s right. Some say that makes him…
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Some say he’ll never marry because he can drive faster than Cupid’s arrow. Some say, “so can Misses Stig.” All we know is…he’s called The Stig.
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