Some say the producers of Top Gear had to stop him from moon walking like Michael Jackson because it was making James May appear to drive even slower than he actually does. Some say he…

Some say he more than slightly resembles a Monopoly card. Some say he takes too many pictures and spends too much time on flickr…oh wait, that’s me! All we know is…he’s called The Stig

Some say he’s too busy filming a movie on location to drive ’round the track this week. Some say, he’ll only film a movie if they promise to get his helmet’s “good side.” All we…

Some say he’s faster than an RSS feed. Some say, “yeah, so, everything’s faster than an RSS feed. My grannies faster than an RSS feed. What’s your point?” All we know is…he’s called The Stig

Some say he considers a weeks worth of groceries to be a carton of motor oil and a carrot. Some say his beer tastes like diesel. All we know is…he’s called The Stig