This is a public service announcement. Please be on the lookout for wild, free roaming TV sets. Be especially cautious of any TV sets which feature a monkey head trapped inside of them-they are especially dangerous when confronted or cornered….Oh screw that, happy April Fool’s Day everybody!
I was going to write some deeply philosophical blog about something art-related today. I was going to talk about my philosophy on entering shows, or maybe talk about my preferred “Threshold” setting for the Unsharp Mask. Maybe it was actually going to be about the price of tea in China, yes, actually, I think that was it, or maybe it was all set to be another blog about Top Gear, about how I recently saw their Vietnam special (I did honestly, that part’s true, and it was really good-too bad you missed it) or how The Stig showed up on my doorstep last night with flowers serenading me (it was like a tenor version of a V-8 humming perfectly, that was.) Yes, snowflakes, I was going to tell you all this and more, but I can’t. I mean, I couldn’t. I mean, I didn’t.
It’s April Fool’s Day, what, were you like expecting a “real” post?
Now, quick, go lock somebody in a phone booth, put massive amounts of confetti someplace unexpected, or stuff a sausage in a DVD drive somewhere. Hurry up already, you only have about 16 hours left. What are you waiting for?
Until next “is that a sausage in your DVD player or are you just happy to see me?”
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I must take objection to your use of innocent baby faces in what is obviously a psychedelic subliminal message to parents to put their children on hallucinogens! As attorney representing the BFADL (Baby Face Anti-Defamation League), I demand that you cease and desist, and make the baby faces look less tripped out, and more sedated. Just kidding! : )
April Fool, I am serious! : (