Aloha Part II


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The abstract years…Today in Hawaii I did nudes (figurative work) by the pool. I also got out in the morning (early) and did some flora. I tried to do some fauna, in the form of chasing a rooster off our property, or maybe getting a picture of it flying down the driveway. The rooster, it seems doesn’t seem to know day from night. He starts to crow at 11 o’clock at night and keeps us awake. He has an odd sounding crow too, like he’s sick, but he’s not. He’s just annoying. We, in turn, want to kill him. So far, the rooster is winning. So far, that is. We have a BB Gun, we’re sleep deprived, and very pissed off at the rooster. Methinks his days are numbered.

The only question I have-is it true that roasted rooster is too tough to eat? (Gosh, I hope not.)

(Our vegan cook says he won’t grill it but I have plans for that too. We’re seriously contemplating putting a dorsal fin on it and passing it off as a rare breed of shark. Think our cook will notice?)

PETA be damned, I’m killing that thing.

Until next cock-a-doodle-DON’T…

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  1. Anonymous
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    April 18, 2007 / 7:17 pm

    I saw her leave the luau
    With the one who parked the cars
    And the fat one from the swimming pool
    They were swaying arm in arm
    I could hear the ukuleles playing
    Down by the sea
    She’s gone with the hula hula boys
    She don’t care about me
    She’s gone with the hula hula boys
    She don’t care about me
    They’re singing,

    Ha’ina ‘ia mai ana ka puana
    Ha’ina ‘ia mai ana ka puana
    Ha’ina ‘ia mai ana ka puana
    Ha’ina ‘ia mai ana ka puana

    Yesterday she went to see
    The Polynesian band
    But she came home with her hair all wet
    And her clothes all filled with sand
    I didn’t have to come to Maui
    To be treated like a jerk
    How do you think I feel
    When I see the bellboys smirk?
    And I can hear the ukuleles playing
    Down by the sea
    She’s gone with the hula hula boys
    She don’t care about me
    They’re signing,

    Ha’ina ‘ia mai ana ka puana
    Ha’ina ‘ia mai ana ka puana
    Ha’ina ‘ia mai ana ka puana
    Ha’ina ‘ia mai ana ka puana
    Ha’ina ‘ia mai ana ka puana
    Ha’ina ‘ia mai ana ka puana

  2. Carol
    Author
    April 25, 2007 / 6:34 pm

    Hi Frank!

    I’m back from my stay with the “hula hula boys” and, all I can say is, “boy, was it fun!”

    (Just watch out for that volcano.)

    –Carol

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