What to get the Chocolaholic Drunk Who Has Everything

Some things just don’t belong together. There’s just something so wrong about, say, pinapple flavored peas or maybe beef-flavored chocolate. But then, every once in a while, somebody puts something together and you think, “Damn! Why didn’t they do that sooner?” It just makes the world all that much better of a place.

Does Heaven get any better than this? Yes, it is what it looks like. Haagen Danz now makes a Bailey’s flavored ice cream. Or, perhaps, Bailey’s now makes a Haagen Danz’d flavored frozen delight. Either way, whatever you call it, however long you reget it didn’t get to your doorstep sooner, it’s really, really good.

Really, really, really, really good, I tell you.

Until next time…



  1. CraftyGuy
    January 29, 2007 / 3:48 am

    So, what you’re saying is that this ice cream is good?

  2. Carol
    January 29, 2007 / 5:44 pm

    Good doesn’t begin to describe Haagen Danz now, does it?

    “Good” is what happens when you win $2 from a scrath off lottery ticket.

    “Haagen Danz Bailey’s” is more like the feeling you’d get when you have 5 matching powerballs, the multi-state total is up to 400 million, you’re sitting on the couch saying “come on 27!” and the announcer mumbles…”tonight’s final winning number is….27. Good luck….”

    Makes you want to jump off the couch FREAKING tasty now, isn’t that?

    Now, if only I had 27 tubs of the stuff….

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