I got my haircut this weekend. Finally. It was getting long and scruffy looking, and it was driving me nuts. I could not roll over in my sleep without pulling my own hair.
Speaking of driving, and um, “nuts,” Paris Hilton, the famed heiress of doing nothing, got herself a DUI. Poor, poor Paris. Don’t you just feel so sorry for her? Not. She’s the ugliest scion since Prince Charles and at least he had the decency to go hunting, or otherwise make himself useful by filling a stint in the royal navy. Paris is completely useless. Ugly, useless, and good for nothing, what a wonderful combination. If she weren’t rich, she’d be a complete waste.
“I see London, I see France, I see Paris doesn’t wear underpants…”
Until next rich, ugly, beaver pimping a sex tape, heiress named after a hotel chain…