Weekend Warrior

ColoredStonesNo2, originally uploaded by carolWorldLeader.

I got my haircut this weekend. Finally. It was getting long and scruffy looking, and it was driving me nuts. I could not roll over in my sleep without pulling my own hair.

Speaking of driving, and um, “nuts,” Paris Hilton, the famed heiress of doing nothing, got herself a DUI. Poor, poor Paris. Don’t you just feel so sorry for her? Not. She’s the ugliest scion since Prince Charles and at least he had the decency to go hunting, or otherwise make himself useful by filling a stint in the royal navy. Paris is completely useless. Ugly, useless, and good for nothing, what a wonderful combination. If she weren’t rich, she’d be a complete waste.

“I see London, I see France, I see Paris doesn’t wear underpants…”

Until next rich, ugly, beaver pimping a sex tape, heiress named after a hotel chain…



  1. Anonymous
    September 11, 2006 / 3:32 pm

    As a friend once told me, they named the Casino in Vegas after her. (Granddaddy Conrad owns the Paris). They chose that name because it would be very hard to advertise a casino named Whore.

  2. Carol
    September 14, 2006 / 4:33 am

    I don’t know why but I just can’t stand her. Oh wait, I do know why. It’s because she’s a stupid tramp, that’s why! :~)

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