This is my friend, Chase. He’s wet. He likes to attack lawn sprinklers. He never wins, but that doesn’t seem to stop him from trying.
I don’t want to let him back into the house once he does either because then, well, he’ll just get everything all wet. But I do because, well, he’s my little buddy. He’s good. He deserves back in, don’t you think?
It’s those lawn sprinklers that are bad, really.
Until next lil’ buddy…