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It’s Valentine’s Day, Have an Olive So, once again, I’ve had an exhausting Saturday, driving all over the universe on my quest for the ultimate home improvement project, waiting, matching colors, picking out tile, and…
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Where Exactly is the Great Wall of China? Please don’t tell me it’s in China, silly. So today, after a meeting on the other side of the building, I was walking along and I happened…
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Attack of, oh Hell, Just come on in I have declared tomorrow “Attack of the Dreaded Tile Man.” You see, home improvements are way too costly and addictive. I know, I know, I said I…
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Attack of the Boob Tube Several people have asked my response to the recent hoopla surrounding the Super Bowl half-time show. By now, the results have been aired, the greviences have been laid, the late…
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PS I’ve been told this blog is providing much needed entertainment for a man who is inherently interested in the price of kegarators. “Blog about the cost of kegerators,” he writes me in a desparate…
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These are a few of my Favorite Somethings To answer the pressing question, some of my favorite words all seem to have dealings with nature: sycamore, willow, sumac, wistful, and macintosh. I really don’t care…
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My Mr. Right So I was talking to somebody the other day, one of my female friends, and the talk turned, once again, to romance. (Do women talk about anything else?) As I was busy…
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Bring Back Saint Nick, the Patron Saint of Shoppers Everywhere I was rifling through my desk today, as I almost always do, and happened upon an advertisement for the Hill Country Flyer (which is rather…
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So I was Wrong I thought that my rather sex-less blog about sex would generate a hundred or so different emails scorning me and complaining. I was half expecting somebody to email me telling me…
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Not in My Element OK, so I’ve blogged about a lot of different topics over the years. I’ve talked about grilled cheese sandwiches, celebrities, HIM, yule logs, coffee pots, long summer nights, photography, art, and…
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It’s been oh so Long/Hollywood Here I Go It’s been so long since I’ve blogged last, I almost forgot my password. Just to let you know, I’ve received the remains of THE CAMERA and should…
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No News is Good News I know I haven’t been posting too much lately. (There is not, in fact “dust on my submit button” as some have suggested in recently received nasty grams/bulk emails.) I’ve…
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Merry Christmas, Here Have a Yule Log Today I was talking with somebody and happened to mention the words “yule log.” I believe the context was, “if he does that again, I’m going to bludgeon…
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Now That’s Exotic So, recently I was talking with some friends, as I always seem to do, and the talk turned to the exotic. “Why do you always like exotic stuff,” he asked. I couldn’t…
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It’s Not MY Accent You’re Talking About Sometime last week, I was speaking with some friends about my accent. Some folks say that I still have a heavy NY accent, that I talk like a…
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Rats! It’s a Giant Pez Dispenser Wouldn’t it be cool if I could write a blog that consisted entirely of other blogs? I could produce a sort-of infinite loop of bloggers. I was thinking about…
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Carol’s Little Rules I’ve been getting a few requests as of late to re-post my rules. Yes, it’s true; there are indeed rules to this chaos. Of course, they change slightly every time I post…
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My True Identity Many folks have been pestering me recently (again?) as to why I will not reveal HIS true identity. “It’s been some time, since you’ve last blogged about HIM,” one reader writes me…
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A Turkey for your Leftovers I ate too much for Thanksgiving. I mean, not like a little too much, I mean like way the hell, what where you thinking too much. I just kept gobbling…
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Why bother? Kate Breakey’s book is out. It’s called Small Deaths and it’s available now at a bookstore near you, I suppose. One of the earliest memories I have of Kate is working in her…
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