Dear John Letter

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I am writing this letter to you today because I am officially breaking up with you. I no longer feel the love we once shared. In fact, I can’t even stand to see the sight of your face anymore. Just the first indication that you are about to arrive makes me want to run and hide. I don’t want you coming around anymore. I flatly refuse to listen to you howl. I’m not taking anymore of your crap. You come around and stir things up. You think you can just dump all over me and just keep on going like that? You spread your crap all over the town and expect me to just take it? Time and time again, you expect me to just take you back in?

What kind of relationship is this? You treat me like dirt and I’m supposed to sit here and take it? Over and over and over again, you trash me, treat me like garbage, and expect me to just let you waltz right back in here again? And then, when you’ve had your way with me, when you’re finished, you think you can just leave me stranded like so many who have come before you?

Well, I’m here to tell you that I’ve had ENOUGH. Don’t be coming around my way anymore. In fact, I’ll go so far as to stand up to you and say it loud and clear, right now, GET OUT. You are not welcome here. I won’t let you abuse me anymore and I’m not going to tolerate you stirring things up again and again. Every time I let you back in, I ask you to give me a break, it’s the same old same old. Well, not this time. I’m sick of you blowing into town, leaving your mess here, and then thinking you can just move onto greener pastures. GET OUT AND STAY OUT you piece of filth.

Signed,
The Gulf of Mexico

PS Ike, you can take what’s left of Gustav’s things and GET OUT!!!