Mr Bright Red Stapler
I can’t get that song out of my head. Mr. Brightside, is just so compelling. I just want to keep listening and listening. Arg! It’s driving me almost nuts. “He’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag…”
Speaking of all things bright, did you know that Fry’s sells bright red staplers? I thought you did. Everybody does. At least, everybody who saw the movie Office Space does.
I had a quiet and uneventful New Year’s Eve, but 2005’s been a happy year so far. I ordered a digital camera, so, soon anyway, I will be the proud owner of one of these. It’s not the best one out there, but it’ll do, especially for what I’m going to use it for. My blurry artwork doesn’t demand 18 megapixels and a high contrast CCD. What’s that Weird Al once said, “my other chip is a Dorito.” That pretty much describes my home computer setup as, except for the new rocking Mac, I’m running a P4 with only half a gig of memory.
Speaking of all things food de junk, they are coming out soon with Baked Cheetoes. I’m not making this up. They took the worst junk food item known to modern day mankind, and baked it to make it all that much more appealing to the low-fat, low-carb crowd. At least, I think that’s what they did. My fingers are way too orange from eating too many Baked Doritoes to google this one. Sorry, kiddies, you’re on your own.
Speaking of kiddies, how old do you think the average net surfer is? How about the average TV viewer? I think I’ve officially out-grown MTV but I’m not really quite sure. At least their new show punkd has me scratching my head more often than not, and I don’t have a ride anywhere near being pimp-able.
I am kind of addicted to the new crash shows they’ve been playing though. There’s one on Spike TV that’s taped in Japan, with rather funny English sub-titles. It cracks me up everytime I see it and, that’s no joke. I don’t know why, I mean, if I were on there, I’d probably crash too.
Kaboom! Right into a big red shiny stapler, laughing all the way.
Until next time…
PS It goes without saying, “Happy Frigging New Year!” Now, get back to work, you slackers.